15 Undeniable Similarities Between Myself & Our Divine Saviour, The Lord Baby Jesus Christ

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1.    Both Christians (duh)

2.    Both white (double duh)

3.    Both hot, young bachelors (#relatable)

4.    Both incredible carpenters (fig. 1)

5.    Both have very cool dads

6.    Both carrying a cross; me with my fear of public speaking, him literally

7.    Both turn heads when we enter a room

8.    Both invented Christianity at completely different times, unaware of the other’s innovation

9.    Both invented chicken nuggets at completely different times, unaware of the other’s innovation

10.    Both totally Chandlers (could I be any more like Jesus?)

11.  Both persecuted because people were just jealous

12.  Both able to speak to animals

13.  Both honest to the point it gets us into trouble sometimes

14.  Both  earned the respect and recognition of around 2.4 billion people with our “can do” attitudes

15.  Both managed to stay humble through it all

R.I.P. J-Dog

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