Ode to a Flip-Phone

Hahaha,
Oh my god,
You still have a flip-phone?
How do you like, live?
How long does it take you to write a text?
Are you doing it to be a hipster?
I actually heard they were cool again,
I think I read that Rihanna uses one,
Can I take a selfie with it?
#partylikeit’s1999

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